Unnamed OCs - Random Cheerleader Silliness

[arghmuses]

Thayne: we're here to be your cheerleaders...
Gabriel: she found us hiding...
Silver: in the closet.... i said under the sink would have been better....
Gabriel: shut up.
Thayne: so, again, dressed up..
Gabriel: skirts are nice. they're flowy.
Silver & Thayne: *blinks at Gabriel*
Gabriel: no really. i like them.
Thayne: nuhuh...
Silver: i don't think we've got a cheer this time...
Thayne: thank gods.
Gabriel: so, we're just gonna stand here and look pretty.
Thayne: and shake pom-poms for you.
Silver: you are doing really great tho! Cyd doesn't stop about how pretty it is, even if you say that the art is...going down hill coz you're rushing.
Gabriel: you really think its wrong that i have a skirt kink?
Thayne: if your hair wasn't bright red and the outfit wasn't ...you know. why is your outfit black?
Gabriel: *smiles, blinks and backs away* i found the dye.
Thayne: so i'm stuck in maroon?
Gabriel: but it goes with your complexion. you're pale with black hair...maroon...
Silver: looks bloody on him.
Gabriel: yeah, there's that too.
Silver: i don't mind blue. i just don't like the pigtails...
Gabriel: *snickers*
Thayne: so, are we all just gonna stand here?
Gabriel: do you wanna make up a cheer?
All three: *shudders*



*waves banners*
you can do it!

*pokes her muses*
Me: come on!
Thayne: I am really starting to hate you...
Me: you don't look bad.
Silver and Gabriel: *leers* mmmmm
Thayne: lots.
Me: now, you can say you have dressed up in a cheerleader outfit!
Thayne: *hiss*
Silver: I think you look cute. i'm thinking i could have a serious thing for guys in skirts!
Thayne: *sweatdrop*
Gabriel: indeed.
Me: go on. do it. do it or no sex.
Muse Collective: *sighs and moves into positions*
ahem. we are here to encourage you!
Muse Collective:
beat the mango! *waves pompoms*
do a tango! *waves again*
better yet! do a fandango!
yay mango! *waves pompoms more*
Me: yay! that was cute!
Gabriel: that was stupid.
Me: yes it was, and you agreed.
Muses: *stalk off*

anywho! you can do it! i know you can! you have fans... and cheerleaders... unhappy grumpy ones.. but...still!

its seriously crossed my mind for cross dressing the boys.
and not just in each other's clothes.

i mean, i'm sure Thayne would look very dapper in Gabe's stylish button downs and slacks...and Gabe in a tight top and snug fitting jeans... but... i really think they would look better naked.

totally and completely naked.

Gabriel: well, lets get to it woman!
Me: there you are! where the hell have you been!?
Gabriel: ...no...where...at all...
Me: stop lieing!
Gabriel: no where with naked people dancing.
Me: a strip joint?
Gabriel: strip? joint? what are these words you speak of?
Me: *blinks* ...riiiight.. so, did you at least get some pasties?
Gabriel: they guys didn't wear pasties. *lecherous grin*
Me: oh dear....
Silver: hey. he came back. i started getting Thayne dressed...he fought...
Thayne: i'm sure Gabriel doesn't own stockings and a skirt...
Gabriel: i do actually.
Thayne: er...okay then.
Gabriel: mmm, they look better on you then me! *leers*
Me: *picks up chibi!muse* time for writing! we're so far behind!
Gabriel: i'd like to see his behind!
Me: later...way later.
Gabriel: did you know they carded me?!
Me: uh huh. you're what 6 inches tall. i'd card you too.
Gabriel: hrumph.
Thayne and Silver: *watches Gabriel be carried off*
Thayne: can i take these off now?
Silver: hehheh, no.

from darthneko: [loves you and your muses] heeee.... under the sink is always better. [g] But it's a much tighter fit. ~_^ And boys in skirts are Teh Pretteh. Makes me want to draw them like that! ^___^

me and my muses respond with:

*laughs and hugs you*

Silver: next time, we're hiding under the sink...
Me: i'll know to look there.
Thayne: crap.
Gabriel: how you doin?
Me: who the hell are you hitting on?
Gabriel: *blushes* um, no one.
Thayne: that was a new level of stupid.
Gabriel: so... *leers at Rose* how you doin?
Me: ...*blinks* wow. that... how bold are you!
Gabriel: what? she says the boys in skirts are "Teh Pretteh". ...so, i'm you know...
Me: making an ass outta yerself?
Thayne: bringing us yet another level of stupid?
Silver: i'm just not going to add anything to this.
Gabriel: but, boys. in. skirts. are. Teh. Pretteh.
Me: yes, but i'm not fucking my muse.
Gabriel: *leers* you know you wanna.
Me: you are bold!

anyways... i can't stop laughing. i'm gonna look back after i post this and think, holy fuck, what am i on?! and now i have an image of my muses shoved under the sink, in cheerleader uniforms... *leers* oh...sexah...
mmmm

Gabriel: see. see!
Thayne: but, what is she leering at! the us being shoved under the sink, or in the outfits?
Silver:... i am not answering that...